
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!


Determined to build the perfect female specimen, Dr. Dildo kidnaps women and kills them so he can reconstruct them to his liking. When they are perfect, he breathes new life into them through sex.

This faux cautionary documentary features film clips and often humorous softcore reenactments of several notorious celebrity sex scandals from the golden age of Hollywood.

Four ribald short stories set in the Medieval age, each with a ribald bent. The tawdry tales involve a chastity belt, a man pretending to be deaf-mute to gain access to virgins in a convent school and an adulteress on death row who uses her charms to talk a magistrate out of her punishment.



Suzanne is a sexy teenage hippie chick who arrives in the San Francisco Bay area and stays with a perverted older couple who teach her the ways of the flesh.

Experienced artist Sketch gathers several young girls in his apartment who wants him to draw their portraits. Something goes wrong, dissatisfied girls begins to pester ask him to have sex with them.

Pastries is a comedy-farce, coupled with explicit sexual experiences designed for erotic excitement and pleasure, with a cast of very beautiful people, all free of sexual inhibitions. They let it hang "up," as well as "out." Reality becomes fantasy and... fantasy becomes reality as one explicit sexual scene follows another.

The detective fields a phone call from a mysterious femme fatale, who reports the presence of a rigid stiff floating in her swimming pool.

Johnny Wadd investigates the attempted murder of a young woman and finds himself entangled with the enemy.

Fan favorite Suzanne Fields tells stories of her earliest sexual experiences.

Four women in a wagon are on their way to service the miners at Box Canyon. They get attacked by bandits and are rescued by the miners. The women show their appreciation.

Some Green Peacers go into the woods to celebrate nature; then Bigfoot shows up and rapes them.